Tune in for Netboy
And his dog, Netdog
and me, Netgirl

Netboy, savior of the greyhounds

Netdog, slower than the greyhounds

Which brings us to Netgirl, sister of Netboy,
and a very unsavory women

Netboy
Netboy
Netboy
Netboy

Everybody rumba

Netboy, nobody knows your true and
personal, super-secret, first name.